Moving into a new apartment that the previous tenants didn’t clean…


Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 



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I hate that I take my job so seriously and no else does


Avenged Sevenfold☠

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I’m full of love, and nobody wants it.
Unknown (via whiteoceans)

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una domanda

per i miei amici italiani, quali sono alcuni cibi tradizionali italiani vi consiglierei?

I’m mexican-american so I’m not really familiar with some of the real dishes from italy


Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

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I think you gotta have balls to be an Avenged fan sometimes. A lot of our fans get hated on just as much as us. To me Avenged fans aren’t just fans of a band, they are fans of everything that surrounds it, like a life style. We live it, you live it. You go to the shows and you can feel it. It’s a great experience and people that aren’t involved will never understand. So they can stand on the side lines and talk, but we will continue to do just what makes us happy.
M. Shadows (via ohyusa7x)

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I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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